The Triarchic Crown of Frezko is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Signor Kovro I Aħdar of Frezko with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 22.013 billion Frizch enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gaude. The average income tax rate is 59.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Frizch economy, worth 923 trillion Cerles a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 41,972 Cerles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, there's a bright dawn ahead for Frezko, and referenda can be called for any law at the request of at least one third of the voting population. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frezko's national animal is the Verdant Aubrac ghost cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ocanism.

Frezko is ranked 213,481^st in the world and 16^th in The Charter for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -2.79 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.