The Republic of Freyariah is a very large, efficient nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 310 million Freyariahians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Freyariahian economy, worth 43.9 trillion candy cane gold bars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 141,616 candy cane gold bars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 548,695 per year while the poor average 25,050, a ratio of 21.9 to 1.
Governments opposing Freyariah are beset by rebels, artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air, the inside lane of every highway is for parked vehicles only, and you can't make an omelet without breaking a few legs. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Freyariah's national animal is the bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Freyariah is ranked 159,170th in the world and 5th in Freyaria for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,838.26 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Freyariah, you can't make an omelet without breaking a few legs.
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Freyariah, the inside lane of every highway is for parked vehicles only.
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Freyariah, artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air.
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Freyariah, governments opposing Freyariah are beset by rebels.
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Freyariah was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate and Most Avoided.
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Freyariah, the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned.
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Freyariah, new homeowners go furniture hunting with crowbars.
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Freyariah, vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Freyariahian mussels the biggest in Freyaria.
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Freyariah, it is customary to begin the summer with a fasting ritual in which people eat nothing but kumquat smoothies.
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Freyariah was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.





































