The Republic of Freyaria is a very large, efficient nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 346 million Freyarians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 46.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Freyarian economy, worth 43.9 trillion gold bars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,880 gold bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, scientists take credit every time it rains in Freyaria, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs, and anyone who sleeps in past 9am can be declared legally dead. Crime is almost non-existent. Freyaria's national animal is the bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Freyaria is ranked 116,957th in the world and 4th in Freyaria for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,836.52 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
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Freyaria, anyone who sleeps in past 9am can be declared legally dead.
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Freyaria, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs.
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Freyaria, scientists take credit every time it rains in Freyaria.
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Freyaria, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.
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Freyaria, the nation's arms dealers guarantee discretion and untraceable transactions.
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Freyaria, carrots are orange, apples are red and food waste is increasing.
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Freyaria, supervisors in Freyaria commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence.
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Freyaria, most citizens in Freyaria are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government.
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Freyaria, the standard prescription for infertility-causing conditions is "go have a baby".
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Freyaria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth and the Top 10% for Most Subsidized Industry and Largest Retail Industry.




















