The Not-So Serene Republic of Freya Crescent is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ozymandias with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 23.606 billion Burmecians, 3.743 billion of whom are zombies, hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Burmecia. The average income tax rate is 73.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Freya Crescentian economy, worth a remarkable 1,992 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 84,420 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens select which government department gets their income tax dollars each year, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies, billions of dollars are being poured into a space program, and vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Freya Crescent's national animal is the chocobo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Freya Crescent is ranked 190,857^th in the world and 33^rd in The Trunk of a Pontiac Tempest for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,912.42 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.