The Federation of Staurlanidgerumiegisordia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President Tonald Drump with an even hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 8.698 billion Staurlanidgerumiegisordians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government prioritizes Healthcare, although Education, Administration, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Staurlanidgerumiegisordia city. The average income tax rate is 88.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Staurlanidgerumiegisordian economy, worth 882 trillion Bitcoins a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,487 Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Official government guidance encourages binge behaviors, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits, and nine-year-olds' chat logs are scoured for evidence of radicalization. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Staurlanidgerumiegisordia's national animal is the Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is None.

Staurlanidgerumiegisordia is ranked 139,731^st in the world and 3,749^th in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 10.79 flags saluted per person per day.