Population | 6.172 billion |
Capital | New New New Montgomery |
Leader | William Williams |
Faith | Jesus |
Currency | Stepsister |
Animal | Fried Chicken |
The Holy Empire of New New New Alabama is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by William Williams with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.172 billion New New New Alabamans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New New New Montgomery. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.9%.
The frighteningly efficient New New New Alabaman economy, worth a remarkable 1,186 trillion Stepsisters a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 192,263 Stepsisters, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.
Common misteaks slip threw as the Issues Editing Team adds issues by the hundread (New New New Alabama has found 3 easter eggs), nobody expected the fruit inquisition, there is no such thing as an innocent fling in the New New New Alabaman military, and casino tax breaks are even bigger than their jackpots. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New New New Alabama's national animal is the Fried Chicken, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Jesus.
New New New Alabama is ranked 45,429th in the world and 862nd in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 5,004.03 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : New New New Alabama was endorsed by The Federation of Northern Zorbrasnka.
- : New New New Alabama was endorsed by The Empire of Comfed.
- : New New New Alabama was endorsed by The Republic of Bhadeshistan.
- : Following new legislation in New New New Alabama, casino tax breaks are even bigger than their jackpots.
- : Following new legislation in New New New Alabama, there is no such thing as an innocent fling in the New New New Alabaman military.
- : Following new legislation in New New New Alabama, nobody expected the fruit inquisition.
- : New New New Alabama endorsed The Money of Stal Valley.
- : New New New Alabama was endorsed by The Money of Stal Valley.
- : New New New Alabama was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential and Most World Assembly Endorsements and the Top 5% for Largest Black Market, Highest Wealthy Incomes, and Highest Average Incomes.
- : New New New Alabama was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of The Resoland.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 145 » The Confederate States of America, Chipoli, Laforeia, Aguaria Major, Gorundu, Bankowiata, Jeltronian WA Mission, Great Bights Mum, Atrito, Loutsland, Varisland, PlanetMercury, Shibutani, Corfad, Kwaj, Southern Moosetopia, Former English Colony, Advancia-Sizzletown, Radicaster, TheLandOfFunFunFun, The Rhein States, Dreadton, Koda-Land, Unshleepd, Russila, Catalis, Territorio di Nessuno, Northern-Kempia, Simone Republic, Siwale, Pallaith, Esperonia, North Bratislava, New Lakemba, Oannia, South Parter, Sil Dorsett, Nouvel Empire, Darkanistan, New-Ferytland, TamilPesum, New Atlantico, Marlducro, Kandorith, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, Kranostav, Frances Francis the First of France, Ishtimbine, IHateRights, Deliber, and 95 others.Wilkshire, Empy, Pinky Queen, Xagill, Wineclaw, Wolffoxia, Ijo, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, KAP03land, PotatoFarmers, Ovekisu, Great Ignesia, Notyoutopia, Bedsonya, Castle In Confidence, TyGerria, Saint-Dauphin, Bodhisva, Inclement Space, Tugupaw, Petronellania, Nationeer, The Scarborough Administration, DarkMondoria, CyberEgypt, Racoda, Jenha, Sindoesia, Zelenaya Dolina, Votak Matim, Bardopia, Rex Republic, Kingdom of Time, Aerilia, Republiqueducroissant, Zandos, Neptunian Military Administration, Ethnon, Eurocom, Hyphen, Mystiquelle, Alogiada, Armonker, Western Justice, Federation of Vanguard, United Orange Valley States, Izern, Bagojo, Segesta, Illusia and Neverendia, Love Shack, Furballland, Small Venezia, Luminerra, Zerentopia, Arostica, McMasterdonia, Valiacorkit, Blyskalia, Kainin, Valentine Z, Fragrancia, Ayuzhhhhh, Ereena, Pribaltic Union, Barxa, Halsoni, Norwegian FOREST Cat, Germanic Cat, United Kahndaq, Texaska, Opis, The Jerichowan Country, Altivia, Nistriabar, Aoncarpa, Francois Isidore, Eralan, Vancricia, The New Oceanic States, Ubeland, Yaorozu, Suvarnavarta, Dillimore, Davidianian, PwRepublic, Khoik, Picairn, Laurendon, Tragesch Firwat, The Resoland, Stal Valley, Bhadeshistan, Comfed, and Northern Zorbrasnka.