The Collectivité d'outre-mer of French-Polynesia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Édouard Fritch with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 20.721 billion French Polynesians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Papeetē. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.3%.

The powerhouse French Polynesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,484 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is 71,645 Euros, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 276,257 per year while the poor average 12,772, a ratio of 21.6 to 1.

The arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, hunters have been known to lose limbs while attempting to 'play tag' with their prey, and Édouard Fritch has just been declared ruler of French-Polynesia in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. French-Polynesia's national animal is the sea turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

French-Polynesia is ranked 76,108^th in the world and 1^st in the French Republic for Safest, scoring 92.01 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.