The People's Republic of Freedummya is a titanic, efficient nation, notable for its closed borders, otherworldly petting zoo, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.879 billion Freedummies are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barron City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 60.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Freedummyan economy, worth a remarkable 3,532 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 297,381 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,167,194 per year while the poor average 12,723, a ratio of 170 to 1.

Bambi has been banned, fishermen take out second mortgages to afford the yearly fishing permit, domestic fishermen fly the Freedummyan flag out of fear of being blown up, and universities now offer degrees in cycling etiquette. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Freedummya's national animal is the bull, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Freedummya is ranked 7,791^st in the world and 1^st in United States of America for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 6,068.4 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.