The United Socialist States of Freedoms7 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its burgeoning falcon population. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.639 billion Freedoms7ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Spirituality, with Law & Order and Defense also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 17.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Freedoms7ian economy, worth 158 trillion marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,585 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force. Freedoms7's national animal is the falcon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Freedoms7 is ranked 202,646^th in the world and 3^rd in cool people of cool for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 5,793.72 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.