The State of Freedom Front is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 27.618 billion Freedomites live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Education is also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The very strong Freedom Frontian economy, worth a remarkable 1,336 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 48,395 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 329,033 per year while the poor average 2,600, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller and voting is voluntary. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Freedom Front's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Freedom Front is ranked 258,728^th in the world and 1^st in Freedom Front for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -3.16 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.