The Federation of Freebris is a mammoth, efficient nation, notable for its burgeoning dolphin population. The hard-working, democratic population of 5.223 billion Freebrisians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.0%.

The very strong Freebrisian economy, worth 251 trillion baht a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 47,964 baht, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 164,553 per year while the poor average 10,260, a ratio of 16.0 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Freebris's national animal is the dolphin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Freebris is ranked 93,473^rd in the world and 1^st in Cankistan for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring zero on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.