The Revolutionary Republic of Free Van Chet is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Secretary Nestor Nessel with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, compulsory military service, and state-planned economy. The compassionate population of 3.788 billion Van Chetians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vanquall. The average income tax rate is 87.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Van Chetian economy, worth 511 trillion Socialist Commodities a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 134,972 Socialist Commodities, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, games of cops and robbers typically end in at least one fatal shooting, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, and the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Van Chet's national animal is the Koshka, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Free Van Chet is ranked 282,726^th in the world and 10,551^st in Osiris for Most Primitive, scoring -384.76 on the Scary Big Number Scale.