Population | 16.664 billion |
Capital | Korintina |
Leader | Consul Lucius Flavius |
Currency | Ruon |
Animal | Bear |
The Senate and People of Free Tuks is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Consul Lucius Flavius with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 16.664 billion Tuks hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Korintina. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Tukisian economy, worth a remarkable 3,053 trillion Ruons a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 183,213 Ruons, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.
Giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, and the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Free Tuks's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Free Tuks is ranked 30,637th in the world and 6th in The Charter for Lowest Crime Rates, with 82.33 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Free Tuks, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem".
- : Following new legislation in Free Tuks, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops.
- : Following new legislation in Free Tuks, prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos.
- : Free Tuks was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates and Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Free Tuks, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.
- : Following new legislation in Free Tuks, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters.
- : Following new legislation in Free Tuks, conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue.
- : Following new legislation in Free Tuks, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them.
- : Following new legislation in Free Tuks, sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors.
- : Following new legislation in Free Tuks, Consul Lucius Flavius is quite hard to get a hold of.