
| Population | 21.216 billion |
| Capital | Neosanctum |
| Leader | Supreme Overseer Breena I |
| Faith | Kalyan Extropianism |
| Currency | FTR credit |
| Animal | Mole |
The 2nd Deliberative Theocracy of Free Transhumanists is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Overseer Breena I with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 21.216 billion Kalyans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neosanctum. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Kalyan economy, worth an astonishing 14,742 trillion FTR credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 694,899 FTR credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
Doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, the tightness of border controls in Free Transhumanists leave a little to be desired, airport security is provided by private companies, and the weather in Neosanctum is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings'. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Free Transhumanists's national animal is the Mole, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Kalyan Extropianism.
Free Transhumanists is ranked 98th in the world and 1st in Free Market Federation for Smartest Citizens, with 477.58 quips per hour.
Endorsements Received: 11 »
SinCorp,
KirklandbrandSignature,
Wardenclyffe-Electric,
Perchlorius,
Anarchocapitalist Utopia,
The Crusader Order of Prussia,
Celestial Albania,
INFERNX INC, Manstrosity,
Gentry Grove, and
French Kanaidia.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Free Transhumanists, the weather in Neosanctum is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings'.
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Free Transhumanists, airport security is provided by private companies.
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Free Transhumanists, the tightness of border controls in Free Transhumanists leave a little to be desired.
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Free Transhumanists was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Capitalizt".
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Free Transhumanists, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion.
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Free Transhumanists, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training.
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Free Transhumanists, it is often said that only Supreme Overseer Breena I could bring down Dàguó.
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Free Transhumanists, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations.
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Free Transhumanists, a murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career.
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Free Transhumanists, judges are big know-it-alls.


































































































