Population | 7.698 billion |
Capital | The Amazon HQ |
Leader | Jeff Bezos |
Faith | Consumerism |
Currency | BitCoin |
Animal | Dodo Bird |
The Dystopian Nightmare of Free State Of Ancapistan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Jeff Bezos with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, flagrant waste-dumping, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 7.698 billion Ancapistanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Administration and Defense are also considered important, while Welfare and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Amazon HQ. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Ancapistanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,440 trillion BitCoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 187,101 BitCoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,710,595 per year while the poor average 2,225, a ratio of 768 to 1.
The country behaves just like a group of independent provinces all stacked up under a trench coat, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes', most people think algebra is something a mermaid wears, and foreigners are treated with great suspicion. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Free State Of Ancapistan's national animal is the Dodo Bird, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Consumerism.
Free State Of Ancapistan is ranked 2,068th in the world and 1st in Big Chungus Fans United for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 183,734.04 Standard Monetary Units.
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Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Free State Of Ancapistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes, Most Avoided, and Highest Crime Rates, the Top 5% for Highest Average Incomes, and the Top 10% for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Following new legislation in Free State Of Ancapistan, foreigners are treated with great suspicion.
- : Following new legislation in Free State Of Ancapistan, most people think algebra is something a mermaid wears.
- : Following new legislation in Free State Of Ancapistan, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'.
- : Following new legislation in Free State Of Ancapistan, the country behaves just like a group of independent provinces all stacked up under a trench coat.
- : Free State Of Ancapistan lodged a message on the Big Chungus Fans United Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Free State Of Ancapistan, "To Hell or to Marshland" is a common settler cry directed at native Brasilistanis.
- : Following new legislation in Free State Of Ancapistan, fire and brimstone sermons are accompanied by napalm and fragmentation bombs.
- : Following new legislation in Free State Of Ancapistan, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary.
- : Following new legislation in Free State Of Ancapistan, citizens have to identify all the polar bears in a blizzard photo in order to access their bank account.