The Pastafarian Dudeism of Free secular Humanists is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dude Thortelloni with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 38.783 billion free and secular Humanists are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Social Policy, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reason. The income tax rate is 100%.

The powerhouse free and secular economy, worth a remarkable 9,370 trillion virtual pearls a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 241,609 virtual pearls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dude Thortelloni's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, the cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose, doctors are encouraged to 'pull the plug' any time the government has a budget crisis, and producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free secular Humanists's national animal is the bonobo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Free secular Humanists is ranked 294^th in the world and 1^st in The Atheist Empire for Safest, scoring 202.77 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.