The Pastafarian Dudeism of Free secular Humanists is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Dude Thortelloni with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 43.798 billion free and secular Humanists are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Social Policy, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reason. The income tax rate is 100%.

The powerhouse free and secular economy, worth an astonishing 10,506 trillion virtual pearls a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 239,892 virtual pearls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path, and Dude Thortelloni has been nicknamed 'Robomop'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free secular Humanists's national animal is the bonobo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Free secular Humanists is ranked 278,276^th in the world and 9^th in The Atheist Empire for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.83 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.