The Food Driven Queendom of Free Junebug is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Junebug with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 11.088 billion Junebugs are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Junebug City. The average income tax rate is 45.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Junebug economy, worth 612 trillion Xtra Cheddar Goldfish a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 55,234 Xtra Cheddar Goldfish, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies, the act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing', metal detectors have been banned after a bottle cap caused a riot at the beach, and the acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Junebug's national animal is the German Shorthaired Pointer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Endless Quest for Food.

Free Junebug is ranked 243,438^th in the world and 8^th in Alleghany for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -5.97 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.