The Restored Kingdom of Free Garza is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Premier Marco Roman with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 36.268 billion Garzans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ciudad Garza. The average income tax rate is 17.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Free Garzan economy, worth a remarkable 5,222 trillion reais a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 144,001 reais, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors, legislators must raise their hands if they want to speak, and a positive pregnancy test doubles as a visa. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Garza's national animal is the Sand Snake, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Free Garza is ranked 22,840^th in the world and 8^th in Ajax for Highest Poor Incomes, with 86,209.64 Standard Monetary Units.