The BFB Team of Free F00d is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, infamous sell-swords, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.113 billion Free F00dians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 34.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Free F00dian economy, worth 140 trillion blehs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,281 blehs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force, prison walls have had to be modified to keep parkour-trained criminals from escaping, textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be, and looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free F00d's national animal is the bleh.

Free F00d is ranked 284,503^rd in the world and 10^th in BFB Teams for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -12 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.