The Oppressed Peoples of Free Alska is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.618 billion Free Alskans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The very strong Free Alskan economy, worth 362 trillion Baslas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 78,397 Baslas, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.

Sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls, no animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it, the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies, and a chain of pubs that cater solely to children has recently been unveiled. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Free Alska's national animal is the Alska Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Free Alska is ranked 90,603^rd in the world and 6^th in Arusuki for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 44.83 on the Kitten Softness Rating.