The Federal Republic of Free-Germany is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Chancellor Gunther Felinger-Jahn with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.375 billion Germans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 85.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient German economy, worth 515 trillion Reichsmarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 152,661 Reichsmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People are offered free trials to go to trial, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, and a little love goes a long way claim German news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free-Germany's national animal is the German Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Free-Germany is ranked 116,663^rd in the world and 1^st in Name 0 for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,850.99 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.