The Commonwealth of Frappuccio is a titanic, pleasant nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ritual sacrifices, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 13.837 billion Frappuccioans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Welfare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.9%.

The Frappuccioan economy, worth 607 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 43,918 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Getting an autograph has become harder than ever, high school principals regularly send armed truancy patrols to drag problem students to school, state media features lively debates such as whether pineapple on pizza is an acceptable topping, and the police double as repo men. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Frappuccio's national animal is the cobra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Frappuccio is ranked 312,308^th in the world and 3^rd in l2bxzgyqwo for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -8.94 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.