The Fiefdom of Frankie Flea is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic population of 898 million Frankie Fleans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 58.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Frankie Flean economy, worth 15.7 trillion buttcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is 17,519 buttcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frankie Flea's national animal is the horse flea, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Frankie Flea is ranked 154,418^th in the world and 2^nd in PU55Y for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 381.32 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.