Population | 7.549 billion |
Currency | Fruizlhiau |
Animal | Fruit Dolphin |
The Rogue Nation of Franhzbuuashia is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its daily referendums, avowedly heterosexual populace, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.549 billion Franhzbuuashians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Franhzbuuashian economy, worth a remarkable 2,122 trillion Fruizlhiaus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 281,107 Fruizlhiaus, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 802,535 per year while the poor average 78,473, a ratio of 10.2 to 1.
Government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals, a speech a day keeps climate change away, and asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Franhzbuuashia's national animal is the Fruit Dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.
Franhzbuuashia is ranked 57,941st in the world and 17th in Worlds of Colors for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Franhzbuuashia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Patriotic and the Top 5% for Highest Disposable Incomes, Highest Average Incomes, Highest Wealthy Incomes, and Highest Economic Output.
- : Franhzbuuashia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Franhzbuuashia, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.
- : Following new legislation in Franhzbuuashia, a speech a day keeps climate change away.
- : Following new legislation in Franhzbuuashia, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals.
- : Following new legislation in Franhzbuuashia, government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations.
- : Following new legislation in Franhzbuuashia, money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution.
- : Following new legislation in Franhzbuuashia, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion.
- : Following new legislation in Franhzbuuashia, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars.
- : Following new legislation in Franhzbuuashia, teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath.