The Wochik Protectorate of FrancisCat is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Francis with an even hand, and notable for its burgeoning Lion population. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.516 billion FrancisCans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Spirituality, with Defense, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Napping. The average income tax rate is 16.4%.

The FrancisCatian economy, worth 325 trillion Red Dots a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 49,885 Red Dots, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, school uniforms are compulsory, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, and an epidemic of unpopped kernels causes movie goers to gnash their teeth. Crime is well under control. FrancisCat's national animal is the Lion and its national religion is µ.

FrancisCat is ranked 92,906^th in the world and 17^th in New Warsaw Pact for Nicest Citizens, with 14.64 average smiles per day.