The Stalled Acting Career of Frances Farmer is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Frances Farmer with an iron fist, and renowned for its feral children, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.422 billion Actresses are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seattle WA. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Frances Farmerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,829 trillion United States Dollars a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 217,197 United States Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Discarded pennies litter the streets, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards, and athletes and street criminals compete for solid steel baseball bats. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frances Farmer's national animal is the Script, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Cathedral of the B Movie.

Frances Farmer is ranked 56,853^rd in the world and 35^th in The Card Mine for Lowest Crime Rates, with 72.46 law-abiding acts per hour.