The Republic of Foxparks Cryst is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and compulsory military service. The quiet, industrious population of 3.229 billion Foxparks Crystians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 33.1%.

The very strong Foxparks Crystian economy, worth 174 trillion bitcoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 54,186 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

They unpaved paradise and tore up a parking lot (ooh, bop bop bop), scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, and acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Foxparks Cryst's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Foxparks Cryst is ranked 211,575^th in the world and 2^nd in Sedna for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -3.13 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.