The United States of Four Presidents is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 28.877 billion Four Presidentsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lincingveltson DC. The average income tax rate is 51.7%.

The powerhouse Four Presidentsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,030 trillion bills a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Gambling, and Retail. Average income is 70,301 bills, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations, corporate 'hostile takeovers' now involve ICBMs and main battle tanks, and anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Four Presidents's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Four Presidents is ranked 217,571^st in the world and 9^th in South Dakota for Most Primitive, scoring -94.37 on the Scary Big Number Scale.