The Nomadic Peoples of Found Missing is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Jeffrey Dahmer with an even hand, and notable for its vat-grown people, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 9.098 billion Found Missingians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asmara. The average income tax rate is 44.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Found Missingian economy, worth a remarkable 1,017 trillion Debt Charges a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 111,828 Debt Charges, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

You're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence, government winter plans get a frosty reception, internet ads promising "hot singles in your area" are even less accurate than they used to be, and there's a hole in the heart of every Found Missingian city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Found Missing's national animal is the Kitty Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Pantheism.

Found Missing is ranked 47,381^st in the world and 4^th in Allied conservative Union for Most Influential, scoring 1,724 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.