The Republic of Fort McHenry is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its burgeoning bovina population. The hard-working, cynical population of 2.771 billion Fort McHenryians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.4%.

The strong Fort McHenryian economy, worth 137 trillion aurums a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is 49,631 aurums, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit and tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Fort McHenry's national animal is the bovina.

Fort McHenry is ranked 215,877^th in the world and 6^th in Baltimore for Safest, scoring 29.68 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.