The Clichés Embassy of Formosan Foreign Envoy is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Chairwoman Agatha Bowman with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.987 billion Formosans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of FFE Headquarters. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.4%.

The all-consuming Formosan economy, worth 497 trillion Guilders a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 99,725 Guilders, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 360,630 per year while the poor average 19,680, a ratio of 18.3 to 1.

People are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies, the government prefers to leave the past buried, tabloids coo over Chairwoman Agatha Bowman's expected child, and hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock". Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Formosan Foreign Envoy's national animal is the Sika deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Formosan Foreign Envoy is ranked 256,881^st in the world and 23^rd in F7 Cliches and Community for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 3,437.76 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.