The Rhinese WA Puppet of Formisia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by El Poofanio with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 29.387 billion Formisians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Poofington. The average income tax rate is 92.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Formisian economy, worth a remarkable 2,510 trillion poofs a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is 85,442 poofs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kids are exceptionally good at digging holes, East Lebatuckese luxury goods are plundered by the working class of Formisia, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise, and pranking is an art form. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Formisia's national animal is the poof, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Poofianity.

Formisia is ranked 328,742^nd in the world and 2^nd in NMS Cafe 42 for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -10.81 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.