The Republic of Form Island is a titanic, safe nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.967 billion Form Islandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Form Islandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,637 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 136,868 Euros, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 389,637 per year while the poor average 38,359, a ratio of 10.2 to 1.

Mothers drive their college-graduate children to work, activists sabotage clean energy in the name of the environment, nine-year-olds are discovering that they can grow gardens in real life too, and hot dogs have been renamed lukewarm pigs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Form Island's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Form Island is ranked 83,626^th in the world and 476^th in The grimy backyard of Bigej for Largest Black Market, with 3.84 trillion Standard Monetary Units.