The Holy Trees of Forest Tiger is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, avowedly heterosexual populace, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 12.173 billion Forest Tigerians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 34.0%.

The all-consuming Forest Tigerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,262 trillion Gold 🍳s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 103,703 Gold 🍳s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations", nobody ever questions the unquestioned rule that questions must always be asked, and guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Forest Tiger's national animal is the Tiger 🐅, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Forest Tiger is ranked 17,922^nd in the world and 1^st in The Invaders for Nicest Citizens, with 23.56 average smiles per day.