The Federation of Foreign Legion Command is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by General Paul-Frédéric Rollet with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.059 billion Foreign Legion Commandians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 57.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Foreign Legion Commandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,296 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 160,885 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians have tenure, pinkie promises are a matter of life and death, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, and General Paul-Frédéric Rollet isn't a national brand. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Foreign Legion Command's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Foreign Legion Command is ranked 308,580^th in the world and 1,062^nd in Holmond Holdings for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -4.47 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.