The Fascist Fonmillian Reich of Fonmill is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chancellor Friedrich Ulrich with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, lack of airports, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 1.855 billion Fonmillians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The medium-sized, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Public Transport and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reichstalder. The average income tax rate is 24.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Fonmillian economy, worth 109 trillion Vaslainders a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,986 Vaslainders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter Fonmillian pirates, wheelchair-enabled paratroopers need access ramps to get onto planes but not off them, and guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fonmill's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is No National Religion.

Fonmill is ranked 91,041^st in the world and 38^th in Albastru for Most Conservative, scoring 68.55 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.