The Fascist Fonmillian Reich of Fonmill is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Chancellor Friedrich Ulrich with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 1.667 billion Fonmillians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Public Transport and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reichstalder. The average income tax rate is 23.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Fonmillian economy, worth 97.8 trillion Vaslainders a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,651 Vaslainders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Government-sponsored WiFi allows farmers to rant about city folks in real time, everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, and kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fonmill's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is No National Religion.

Fonmill is ranked 3,689^th in the world and 4^th in Albastru for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 12,999.44 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.