The Interplanetary Bastion of Folgoria is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Commisaar Nael Laska with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, frequent executions, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.776 billion Folgorians, 9.301 billion of whom are zombies, are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Honorable Demophora. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Folgorian economy, worth a remarkable 8,203 trillion Folgorites a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 371,929 Folgorites, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, the nation is wading into dangerous waters, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns, and children with trilobite collections are drafted into the 'Billy and the Cloneasaurus' division. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Folgoria's national animal is the Folgoria Folgoris, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dystania.

Folgoria is ranked 306,675^th in the world and 1^st in Master Cloud for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -14.83 on the Clooney Contribution Index.