The Incorporated States of FNWI-Operator is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 761 million FNWI-Operatorians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 10.4%.
The powerhouse FNWI-Operatorian economy, worth 61.0 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Gambling, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 80,190 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.
Leader has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase, and hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. FNWI-Operator's national animal is the kiwi, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
FNWI-Operator is ranked 86,094th in the world and 12th in Federated Nation of Western Islands for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 13,083.68 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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FNWI-Operator, hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight.
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FNWI-Operator, explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase.
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FNWI-Operator, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
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FNWI-Operator, Leader has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences.
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FNWI-Operator was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Autocracy" to "Father Knows Best State".
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FNWI-Operator, diplomats expel enough hot air to cause forest fires.
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FNWI-Operator was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
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FNWI-Operator, farmers trade ploughshares for swords when military sortition puts them in charge of regiments.
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FNWI-Operator, global warming is heating up.
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FNWI-Operator, contestants on FNWI-Operator's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent.

























