The Republic of FNWI-LVII is a large, genial nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws. The cynical population of 111 million FNWI-LVIIians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 29.7%.
The sizeable but inefficient FNWI-LVIIian economy, worth 4.89 trillion 4th Edition Trench Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 44,097 4th Edition Trench Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.
Hot dogs have been renamed lukewarm pigs, only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile, shouting contests are an important part of government job interviews, and students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FNWI-LVII's national animal is the Black Spotted Tabby Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
FNWI-LVII is ranked 73,899th in the world and 32nd in Federated Nation of Western Islands for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,706.97 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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FNWI-LVII was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate and the Top 10% for Safest.
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FNWI-LVII, students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class.
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FNWI-LVII, shouting contests are an important part of government job interviews.
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FNWI-LVII, only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile.
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FNWI-LVII, hot dogs have been renamed lukewarm pigs.
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FNWI-LVII, wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts.
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FNWI-LVII's influence in Federated Nation of Western Islands rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
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FNWI-LVII, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'.
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FNWI-LVII, scientists who publish a non-reproducible result are tarred and feathered.
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FNWI-LVII, bureaucrats close new businesses for not complying with the Penguin Packaging Index.











