The Republic of FNWI-LI is a large, efficient nation, renowned for its frequent executions, ban on automobiles, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 131 million FNWI-LIians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 17.2%.

The thriving FNWI-LIian economy, worth 6.87 trillion 4th Edition Trench Dollars a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 52,450 4th Edition Trench Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government prefers to leave the past buried, begun the Clone Wars have, one lone government employee can be seen hunting for the elusive stray white dog, and it's rumored that Marche Noire knows what the nation's generals eat for breakfast. Crime is well under control. FNWI-LI's national animal is the Black Spotted Tabby Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

FNWI-LI is ranked 134,914^th in the world and 45^th in Federated Nation of Western Islands for Safest, scoring 68.99 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.