The FNAFia's puppet of FNAF Distributer2 is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by The Puppet with an even hand, and renowned for its digital currency, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed population of 5.703 billion Puppets are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of FNAF 2. The average income tax rate is 51.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Puppet economy, worth 268 trillion Fazcoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,107 Fazcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

FNAF Distributer2 has designated FNAF 2 as its capital city, people across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs, The Puppet has just been declared ruler of FNAF Distributer2 in an international press conference, and Christianity has been named as FNAF Distributer2's national religion. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FNAF Distributer2's national animal is the animatronic, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

FNAF Distributer2 is ranked 233,301^st in the world and 2^nd in Interregional Defence Pact headquarters for Most Primitive, scoring -112.72 on the Scary Big Number Scale.