The Frequency Modulation of Fm is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 28.176 billion Fmians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 77.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Fmian economy, worth a remarkable 4,501 trillion Fms a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 159,780 Fms, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

It is cheaper to die in the wilderness than to survive, domestic fishermen fly the Fmian flag out of fear of being blown up, all facts are created equal, and the state-controlled media salutes those about to spy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fm's national animal is the Fm, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Fm is ranked 308,252^nd in the world and 2^nd in Nunavut for Nicest Citizens, with 0.75 average smiles per day.