The Protectorate of Fluffy Lizard is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 346 million Fluffy Lizardians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 23.3%.

The strong Fluffy Lizardian economy, worth 19.5 trillion Pennies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 56,464 Pennies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Edutainment video games are taking Fluffy Lizard's students to the next level, citizens tint their front windows to avoid starring in the 'TV Detector Patrol Unit' documentary, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, and bars are packed at all hours. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Fluffy Lizard's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Fluffy Lizard is ranked 144,662^nd in the world and 98^th in Distorted Memories for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.54 law-abiding acts per hour.