The Free Land of Fluffy Flea is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic, devout population of 2.422 billion Fluffy Fleans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 63.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Fluffy Flean economy, worth 86.8 trillion jumoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is 35,836 jumoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

There have been reports of people marrying housepets, the Federal Council of Fluffy Flea has been announced as the new Head of State, Fluffy Flea recently decided against having a capital city, and teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fluffy Flea's national animal is the flea flea, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Fluffy Flea is ranked 44,832^nd in the world and 1^st in Pussy for Nicest Citizens, with 18.02 average smiles per day.