The Queenlands of Floyssauu is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Floy with a fair hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.458 billion Floysarians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Luminaire. The average income tax rate is 78.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Floysarian economy, worth 782 trillion McDonald's Points a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 104,905 McDonald's Points, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A bureaucratic fight over FIA cafeteria food expenditures has caused the temporary suspension of all agency counterintelligence operations, workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning, the navy plans patrols according to how many pubs nearby ports have, and the Laws of War require "enthusiastic consent" (Floyssauu has found 1 easter egg). Crime is totally unknown. Floyssauu's national animal is the Mallard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Floyssauu is ranked 86,836^th in the world and 2^nd in Neapolitan Ice Cream for Most Corrupt Governments, with 18.42 kickbacks per hour.