
| Population | 14.471 billion |
| Capital | Rose Coast |
| Leader | Lavender |
| Faith | Ultravioletity |
| Currency | petal |
| Animal | butterfly |
The Society of Floweville is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Lavender with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.471 billion Flowians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rose Coast. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Flowevillean economy, worth a remarkable 1,791 trillion petals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 123,814 petals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
It is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them, sex changes are routinely performed at Floweville's hospitals, and the reams of paperwork accompanying any electronic item are a recognised contributor to national deforestation. Crime is totally unknown. Floweville's national animal is the butterfly, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Ultravioletity.
Floweville is ranked 4,651st in the world and 1st in UwU Lands for Smartest Citizens, with 135.12 quips per hour.
Endorsements Received: None.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Floweville adopted General Assembly Resolution #19 "International Civil Aviation Safety Standards Act".
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Floweville, the reams of paperwork accompanying any electronic item are a recognised contributor to national deforestation.
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Floweville, sex changes are routinely performed at Floweville's hospitals.
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Floweville, the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them.
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Floweville, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
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Floweville, flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor.
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Floweville, celebrities sit helplessly as they are labeled "pompous womples" by Lavender.
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Floweville, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'.
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Floweville, government expenses are beyond compare.
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Floweville, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites.








































