The Rain of Roses of Flower Dance is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by DJ Okawari with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, digital currency, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 11.529 billion Flower Danceans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of DJ Okawari. The average income tax rate is 29.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Flower Dancean economy, worth 810 trillion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 70,223 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

FD-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, and human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants. Crime is almost non-existent, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Flower Dance's national animal is the swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Flower Worship.

Flower Dance is ranked 239,595^th in the world and 5,670^th in eta for Most Secular, with 13.64 Atheism Rate.