The Federation of Floopers is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic population of 333 million Paisanos enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 35.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Paisano economy, worth 18.0 trillion gabagools a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 54,190 gabagools, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Paisano husbands are dead good at fathering kids, commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, and people with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Floopers's national animal is the pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Floopers is ranked 112,712^th in the world and 1^st in Gabagool for Highest Food Quality, scoring 23.36 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.