Most Authoritarian: 4,637thMost Conservative: 7,621stMost Ignorant Citizens: 12,716th
The Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Weak
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Floofsharks

Population5.008 billion

CapitalMaid Cafe
LeaderRozo

CurrencyClams
Animalfish

The Empire of Floofsharks is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Rozo with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.008 billion Femboys are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maid Cafe. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Floofsharksian economy, worth 155 trillion Clams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 31,050 Clams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities, it is well recognised that you can't sustain communism without a bit of spirit, breaking rocks in the hot sun now involves using your head, and sex changes are routinely performed at Floofsharks's hospitals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Floofsharks's national animal is the fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Floofsharks is ranked 209,927th in the world and 7th in The Commonwealth Of Furry Peoples for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -2.83 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Top
5%
Most Authoritarian: 4,637thMost Conservative: 7,621stMost Ignorant Citizens: 12,716thTop
10%
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,975thMost Extreme: 29,491st
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Most Extreme: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Floofsharks was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Floofsharks, sex changes are routinely performed at Floofsharks's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Floofsharks, breaking rocks in the hot sun now involves using your head.
  • : Following new legislation in Floofsharks, it is well recognised that you can't sustain communism without a bit of spirit.
  • : Floofsharks was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Floofsharks, shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities.
  • : Following new legislation in Floofsharks, fitness to teach sport is proven by urinating the furthest up a wall.
  • : Following new legislation in Floofsharks, women who leak pus from infected wounds are told to suck it up.
  • : Floofsharks was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Floofsharks's influence in The Commonwealth Of Furry Peoples rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".

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