The Colony of FLMN33 is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 13.782 billion FLMN33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 16.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient FLMN33ian economy, worth 525 trillion Citas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,140 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. FLMN33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

FLMN33 is ranked 250,305^th in the world and 1^st in Far Left Military Nations for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.75 kickbacks per hour.